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Movie Review; Vampires vs. The Bronx


Cast
Coco Jones, Method Man, Chris Reed, Jarden Micheal, The Kid Mero, Gregory Diaz IV, Zoe Saldana, Sarah Gardon.

Vampires vs. The Bronx is about a group of kids trying to save their neighbourhood with amateurish vampire techniques—which come in handy.

How do kids always have this confidence to face the evil that's new to them? If I as much as see a rat, I'm getting the hell out of that place—but not these kids. They uncover conspiracies and charge head-on. Impressive.

They might not be able to stand up to school bullies, but they have what it takes to stand up to vampires and clowns. 

The movie had a regular dose of finding one's strength in friendship and solidarity. And the usual community-never-believing-the-kids until the worse has happened or is close.

Please, you must not divulge information to everyone. Don't take the bait and talk about how you're alone searching for a purpose or have no family around who'll miss you. That's how people disappear.

Survival warning: don't take the advice from a comic book or a vampire movie. It might not work out well for you. 

I liked how the movie ensures that the vampire tips matched the vampires; the boiling holy water, the invitation, the garlic, holy communion, all on point.

The kids were smart and funny and stubborn but were brave. Even if it was fool's bravery, it was bravery.

In my opinion, the movie was generally fair. 

Rating: 5/10


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